Monday, February 25, 2008
"I Met The Walrus" Up for Academy Award.....
Check out the details,
Keep in mind though..............."THE WALRUS WAS PAUL"!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Valentines Day: The Social Rejects Point of View

Valentines day The Social Rejects point of view:
When a female looks at me they immediately count me out of anything besides a hello, and usually not even that. When a female does talk to me it's usually a snarky remark regarding my weight. I was coming out of an on the border once, I smiled and held the door open for a nice looking girl who said "Did you leave any food for us?" This was 15 years ago but it still haunts my subconscious and deters my self esteem. This is the one time a woman spoke to me that didn’t have to. Even then, Waitress, hostesses, even the prostitutes I have been to don't make eye contact, and get whatever it is they are being forced to do over with as soon as possible. Waitresses would rather not get a tip then have to smile at me and treat me with any respect, or make me feel that they are interested in anything but business. I can't get a good haircut from a female because they can't stand the thought of touching me. They never ask if I want a shampoo first because that would be too intimate of a setting for them, even if it means more money in their pocket. If there are no male stylists I will give the woman stylist the option whether or not to take me. It's better than them speeding it up get it over with and I end up with a crooked cut.
When I walk through a parking lot women get in their cars and lock the doors, sometime with groceries still in the cart. Mothers gather and hold on to their children as I walk by. I am denied jobs and business opportunities. I had a supervisor who did not want me to help sell their gourmet products to in house customers because he thought they would lose their appetite and start thinking about cutting down. FAT GUY= BAD FOR BUSINESS!
Having recently lost 50 pounds I have learned that "FAT IS FAT" Even if you used to weigh 500 pounds, people only see how you are now, and if you are 15 or more pounds overweight, forget your social life. No matter how good I feel about myself having gotten this far, when I walk down the street people say "God Damn that's a big fat F**K!" So it doesn’t' matter if I weigh 298 or 248, to a woman it's still a big FAT NO! People look at fat folks as lazy, slovenly, and even stupid! All I know is there are a lot of lazy, slovenly, and very stupid guys I know who have more women than they know what to do with, the only difference: THEY ARE THIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So F**k Valentines day, have fun all you beautiful, thin, successful people! I am staying home and watching Star Trek.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
"Sexy Sadie" Dies at 91
The Beatles guru who proved to be a fraud died yesterday at age 91. John Lennon wrote the song "Sexy Sadie" when he found out the Guru was hot for some chick in his entourage.Check out the lyrics:
Sexy Sadie what have you done?
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done?
Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules
One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all
Sexy Sadie how did you know?
The world was waiting just for you
The world was waiting just for you
Sexy Sadie oooh how did you know
Sexy Sadie you'll get yours yet
However big you think you are
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie oooh you'll get yours yet
We gave her everything we owned just to sit at her table
Just a smile would lighten everything
Sexy Sadie she's the latest and the greatest of them all
She made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie
However big you think you are
Sexy Sadie
A great song from the White Album!
Well I hope you got to your better place Yogi.
However Big You Thought You Were!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Restaurant Health Scores
I noticed several places that were issued a "D" and upon the next inspection, improved to as much as a "B". Way to go Jasmine II, and Noodles Ave! Keep it up.
Here is the link for Plano, more surrounding cities to come.
https://forms.plano.gov/health/restaur.html
Here is the one for Dallas, they have a clunky search feature, but then again there are a butt load of eateries in Dallas.
http://www.dallascityhall.com/ehs/food_scores.html
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides, Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear, We can begin to feed."
Thursday, January 24, 2008
"Are they here to pick me up yet?"
"I asked Boomer to go to Rehab he said "No, No, No""

